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To the Erudite Magpie-ing Cow Bird who takes my New York Times,
Greetings.
Thank you for teaching me that the early bird gets the worm and everything else anyone wants.
I confess, I didn't know that this was right. I am in no position to judge if by the laws of nature I forfeit my New York Times if I work late and sleep in on a weekend morning.
This is not least the case since I don't have even the minimal edification afforded by access to, well, the New York Times.
Who can match your infinite wisdom and the clear might of your early-morning prowl?
8 تعليقs
KLP (ضيف)
Frontstreeter (ضيف)
Threese (ضيف)
Get the online subscription. It's cheaper, environmentally friendly, and erudite theif-proof!
Why not post a note outside your door.
Sorry to hear this, but looks like your thief is kind of sophisticated.
KLP (ضيف)
Threese (ضيف)
inginuity wins overall (ضيف)
This is the perfect time to get a $12 computer camera, mount it near your door out of site (or they may steal that too!) and attach it to your computer. Monitor video and go take something of theirs !!
Try dipping a paper in dead fish guts, glue all the pages together or apply other fine substances that are sticky and smelly and put it back on your porch. Dye pack would also be fun !!
bob (ضيف)
مغلق closer (ضيف)